Sunday, May 5, 2013

Temporarily Down For A Short While

Due to maintenence, Cinco de Mayo and my Glee tryouts, Shortbus will be in the garage for a short period of time.  Please feel free to check out the other links which are all well worth visiting.

Friday, May 3, 2013

The Haiku Movie Review: Pain and Gain

Film with no muscle
Michael Bay, blow more shit up
or stay the fuck home!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Snappin' Beaver

  There are many ferocious varmints that crawl along the Earth's pollen crusted floor.  Rats and their ickiness, porcupines and their uncuddlyness, groundhogs and their complete inneptness at meteorology.  Then there's the R.O.U.S's found lurking in New Orleans ghetto swimmin' holes.  But even they are taking a back seat to the badass beaver.  Like Jon Jones pummeling a skinny white guy in the Octagon or Chris Brown backhanding a semi-talented starlet, beavers are a DUI away from fucking up your shit.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013